garden comedians and grocery lesbians

SO! after petly's horrific doctor appointment i was in need of some major refresments so me and the stylist aka Ms. Sam went to olive garden for a nice peaceful lunch. Then toout disapointment the table behind sam was full o fthre obnoxious laughers. i mean i a not kidding these women thought they were funny when the one dirctly behind sam would let outher cackel the whole booth would shake. it was very distracting and out right rude. i mean if first of all you are going to try and put out that you areso hillarious actually be talking about something hillarious. In a normal evesdropping sort of way we discovered that they were actually busting up about some pretty borin stuff.

after the bill and mints were delevered we high tailed it to the car to escape the hienas and headed to Frys for some grocery shopping

I must say most of this excurssion was pretty uneventful exept he relevation sam and i had upon departure... we shopped like normal but i a gladsam was there because the lil giant was wantng lots of attention that sitting in the car seat just wouldnt give her. So sam carried wile i pushed and picked things out. There was a small incedent in the bathroom (which i had to run to after all the peach tea from olive garden) I was trying to clean my hands like normal healthy pople should and the stupid automatic paper towel despenser would NOT give me anything. it was very frustrating and i had to leave with drippy drop fngers. The second event was def. very small in comparision to te finale bt still a good conversation piece. We turnd down the isle for the canned tuna and three woman where huddled up talking about John McCain's wifey saying how she i a big druggie and "how would any one want that as the next first lady" apparently one woman wasa nurse and had an inside story to the life of Mrs. McCain's drug abuse times over seas. Either way sam and I found it pretty funny..wishing I was wearing a "Nobama Mama - keep your change" shirt...we moved along defeated....

Anyways as check out began we took a fewlooks around to see lots of curious people staing we realized that it truly looked like some modern day lesbians with our adopted or implanted baby. We got many stares and an odd ora surrounded us as we shopped. All I haveto say is that it is pretty sick and disgusting that the way things are now with all the homo's running around people automatically asume something freaky must be going on instead of a normal girl friend shop!