my husband yes shelly rowlan's son is at times.....retarded! so his wallet is missing..(a regular occurace in our lives) and instead of telling me this and finding it YESTERDAY we wait until 5:32 AM! when he is two minutes late already to then wake me up in hope that i some how can use my eye spy eye glass and tell him where it is located. well no i must tell you we did not find it and now he is off half way to mexico for work with no wallet. I love him but he is like i said just a little retarded..and there must be someone to blame...i blame Forest..it must be the Rowlans in some way and I assume that trustans life was very orderly before THE DOG. He being the oldest child and with such responsible character oh and with shelly as the mother and true insipration to his life it is obvious this disorder stems from another sorce. When that dog got thrown in the picture it brought in stress and confusion and this being in the adolesent onset years for trustans brain..he was permanetly dammaged!
in a side note i feel other Rowlans have been influnced as well see briesons blog "Oh mygosh i tune people out". anyways i guess i just want to know if you have seen the walet please let trustan know
THANKS
oh and stay away from Forest or he may affect you as well!
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That is classic. I have had similar situations to that with my boys all the time. OH how I love them when they do those things :) Hey, maybe it's our dag??? I mean, let me think, when did ALL my boys start turning retarded.......................HMMMMMMMMMM, you might be on to something.
Um, I meant to type, dog, not dag, because dag wouldn't make much sense now would it.
NO!!! Don't blame Forrest!!! He is a gentle giant whom I love and adore!! I blame Shelly 100%.
maybe it is Forests effect on Shellp that has really just tured the family upside down? either way it stems from forest...
oh and an update...
Came home from school turned off the TV and said we need to find this wallet WE as in get up and look. So after searching and seaching and even going through the trash(THE BIG GREEN TRASH!) Trustan the whole time saying
"Christine I really think you need to remember where you put it. Either you threw it away or someone broke in while we were at church took my wallet and left."
Clearly he was blaming me. I walked him through his whole steps and mine from sunday. Girls actually remeber things like this ya know. And then he went up stairs and returned....wallet in hand!
he tried to tell me it was in the trash HA! it turned out it was under the bed!!!!
This is one post I HAVE to comment on. I have a very similar situation in my house. I am responsible for knowing where EVERYTHING is in our home (and pretty much anywhere else... the car, the office, the store). I'm like directory assistance for everything in my husband's life!! And he uses the 'someone must have come in and stole it while we were gone' thing too! I'm not as nice as you... it has nothing to do with the dog!!!
i knew a guy in college named forest---the name spells trouble! :) this is explains so much---my husband grew up with SEVERAL weirdo dogs.
good luck with the wallet. i can't believe you don't know where EVERYTHING is of his!! isn't that OUR JOB?! haha..
cheryl you are amazing! YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!!!! well that just means there is no cure tho so this is a sad day
I also have this problem with Stacey. He also cannot find anything when I say "it is in the 2nd cupboard over in the laundry room" After sometimes 15 minutes of "looking" he will say--it's not there. Which I promptly get up, got to the 2nd cupboard, open it and point to it. For being the gender that is supposed to have visual acuity, they sure have something missing--AHH--wait! I think I know what to do! What if all boxes, containers, wallets, key, socks, etc. (things commonly lost by men) were shaped like boobs! I think they would never be lost again. (Just a suggestion.)
mom, the reason that wouldnt work, is because we would still loose the boob shaped things, thats why we need a wife: to hold on to everything for us.
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