So our little neighbr girl has a new man in her life and i do not like him. i mean i dont know him but i dont like him. Today, like many other days, he was sitting in front of their house jammin out to some rap music. which whatever but he was sitting out there from approximentally 2pm(could have been as early as 1 but the exact arrival time is unkonwn) until after 8pm! now normally i may see these and think 'wow what a loser' but then i would go on with my life. Today was a differnt kind of day! the lil child of mine decided to pass out around 6pm and i felt a nap creepin in. since this is not a normal occurance these days i took advantage and ran to the bedroom. as i drifted in and out of sleep i realized there was a distinct vibration waking me each time. Since this was definitly affecting my nap i gave up and sluggishly went down stairs. sitting at the table defeated I realized the vibrating of our entire house was coming from the stupid boyfriends car! I snuck to the gate so i could peek. sure enough my theory was confirmed when i saw him. he was still out there! what a lame-o the girl wasnt even with him. i tried to think of a way to get him to leave without getting involved...it occured to me that Shellys flame throwes would have come in handy at a time like this. then soon after to my surprise the vibrating ceased and thr boy was gone. i will keep you updated on these sightings but in the meanwhile could some one please find me the loitering law and see if it applys in this sinario.
5 comments:
This is an interesting problem. I wonder if this would be a good time for the exhaust flamethrower. Don't say anything, just back your car up next ot his, get out your instructions and start working on it. I think he will get the message. :)
--I can just hear your pediatrician saying "now your mother-in-law is going to tell you to make an exhaust flamethrower".
the picture you applied to this post is a PERFECT appropriateness to the story. if he was DRESSED like the guys in the picture (as im' guessing he WAS ahha), thats even MORE creepo! k---you must have written this at like 1 in the morning...tell the truth. my computer lies if not. :) i'm impressed at your loyalty to blogo. ahah...
with that in mind, do birds count as my annoying neighbor? ive actually got TONS of REAL LIVE annoying neighbors, but birds are my hatest. i mean strongly dislikeest. sick. no offense. :)
this comment is getting long...and i'm feeling like a weathersby in the blog COMMENTOR category...so i'm tempted to just keep typing just because...
but no.
oh get out shelly was just on here the same time as me. THATS CREEPY!!!
LOL yes i must admit i have turned in to a bit of an isomniac because i can only do things when the munchkin is sleeping! it is turning in to a bad habbit i must say
I don't know about a befitting law... but I have grandsons with BB Guns... does that work? Naps are ultra important and I'm pretty sure would stand up in a court of law, especially if you have a female judge. I could lend you my grandsons for an afternoon... then you WOULD need a nap!
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